Total Medals Earned: 1,142 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,295 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 25/26 (475/500 points)
Spill Blood With This Weapon
Find Blackbeard's Parrot
Confess Your Sins
Have Pungi Read Your Fortune
Save Felix
Find Ivar's Music Rune Stone
Find Baron Samedi's Voodoo Skulls
Find An Ingredient For Ukobach's Soup
Escape From Hector
What's In The Box?
We've been through Hell
Party Tonight!
I'm your #1 Fan
I Scream For Ice Cream
Sell All Weapons
Medical Diagnosis
Like Giving Candy To A Baby
Someone Needs A Nap
Shall Burn In Hell For All Eternity
Find The Grim Reaper's Scythe
Complete The Game
Share A Joint
Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (65/165 points)
get 50m height
get 500m height
you know what to do!!!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game