Total Medals Earned: 1,142 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,295 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Medals Earned: 16/48 (80/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/490 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Medals Earned: 25/32 (340/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 16/19 (225/345 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/490 points)
Medals Earned: 18/21 (345/380 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Defeat the first opponent.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You found all 29 different endings!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Beat the game
Go through the sewers
Go through the battlefield
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dying once
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Complete the first 3 levels
Check out the Gallery
Check out the Achievements
Complete the tutorial
Check out the Production
Check out the Developer
Complete all the Easy levels
Complete all the Medium levels
Complete all Hard levels
Complete all the levels
Complete all the Extras levels
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Proven to double your chances!
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
